The 1000 Day Holiday

Hmm..

First she asks what day it is..
Just so then she can be lead into saying its not her turn to take the rubbish out..

STUPID BIARTCH!

then she yells to martin.. to show him how to put the ironing board away..
pick it up like this.. then lean it against the wall.. making sure its not touching the washing machine.

THEN

She goes off at me for using the washing machine to much. 1 -2 times a week is ok.. but 3 or more is wrong.. you’ll wear it out (brand new front loader)

Because the last one broke from overloading.. and the new one is a 7.5kg.. .. no im not allowed to do a 1.5kg load every 3 days.. (3 shirts, socks, boxers, plus a couple of tees!)

FARKING MENTAL BIARTCH! WHY DONT YOU JUST MOVE OUT! HERMIT!