The 1000 Day Holiday

The little green leprechaun is leaving us after almost 18 months. So its time to find a new flatmate!

but the point of this post:
Well the Hermit has gone to the USA to see her boyfriend.

In order to keep the house safe from evil/fire/random acts of god, she left the following instructions for ‘Teeth’:

just a few details about my trip:

I get back on the 18th

i can be reached on 0011….

if you want to use my IP phone in my bedroom just hit the ‘rocket dial’ button

(ed: i think this equates to the big red emergency phone in batman!)

my email is….

With the new person:

please convince moby to choose someone good (considerate and clean =yay)

as i am the front loader powder nazi, i have left a box of washing powder +a dirty clothes hamper on my floor, can you give it to the new person?

(ED: URGH! now she will insit this thing is in the new persons room. you dont own them! you dont even know who they are yet!)

General safety issues: (you know im a safety nut, or just a nut in general)
as you are the nicest and most responsible person at our flat, im trusting you to not let the house burn down. can you please:

make sure nothing in the bathroom is switched on while people are at work

(ED: yep! she even turns the electric toothbrush chargers off!)

lock all doors, esp the one near your room
make sure noone leaves the heater unattended ( a huge cause of fires recently)

turn off things that arent in use eg toaster, kettle, + tv

make sure the hair straightener is not left on any heat sensitive surfaces

I know its all common sense, but often its not followed here + you know im a bit/lot crazy when it comes to stuff like this.

please clone yourself and more into the leprechauns room, youre a top person/flatamate
seeya
The Hermit

Notes: she even had her dad come and change the smoke detector battery, even tho I did it only a month ago.
shes frikken crazy!, maybve i should ring her every day to say i keep finding the toothbrushes turned on.
Or maybe i should hardwire them so when she comes back she flips out!

GRIN