My Religion – Clothing

Moby | 5/6/2007

From the pulpit it is announced.

From now on thou must not wear:

  • Fisherman Pants
  • Crocs
  • Alladin Pants
  • Vietnamese man bags or anything similar if youre a man
  • shirts with horizontal stripes

If you have worn these in the past, there will be a ritual cleansing on Saturday. Email me for details.

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