Office Wide Email – It’s Correct Use
Moby | 13/7/2004What would one do without it?
Afternoon all.
I’d like to share with you all a disturbing event that came to light in the change rooms this afternoon. When going to don my shoes, I discovered that one of my black dress socks had disappeared.
Now, I’m a subscriber to the view that you should give first offenders a chance, so I’m willing to let this one slide. Let’s just say I won’t ask any questions if the sock in question is placed in the FY lost property bin by the end of this week. Normally I wouldn’t bother, but this sock was my grandfather’s, and now I’m walking around like an early-80′s Michael Jackson (with white sports socks); and just remember kids, white on black is a major fashion risk.
So if you are currently luxuriating in a bit of sock-on-sock action, I’d appreciate it back.
